dustin yesterday came over but i couldn't come out
cuz i had other plans so then as dustin was leaving i
was like hey dustin nice snowman homo. and dustin was
like thanks stupid temperature (shook his fist in the
air and spat at the wind but the wind had other plans
and blew it back in his face).
alan always talks about dustin like he is his boyfriend. apparently this guy is cooler than i. i usually don't have stories about alan because all we talk about are sunsets, stars, and alan's dreams of being with martha.
posted by: chris