i would like to start off this journal by talking about a time that me, alan, chris and ruby went out for pizza at lou malnatti's a couple of weeks ago. alan was getting gassy i suppose and told chris to go to the bathroom with him (because thats what girls do). thinking no one was in the bathroom, alan stepped in and he let out a huge burst. little did he know that there was some dude standing by the door way that heard him. after he relieved himself in the bathroom he came back and told me and ruby the story. we go leave lou malnatti's and the guy from the bathroom was downstairs as well. him and his (ugly) friends giggle, all of us knowing exactly why.
this story would be much funnier if you were there.
"i mosh to anything, even to AM radio i mosh"--alan.